The Memory Orb
The Memory Orb
Coffee for energy. Lion’s Mane for focus. Chaga for longevity. Your daily ritual, simplified.
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👉 $229+ Value for Just $129
- Funguy Lion’s Mane (60 caps) – $35 value
- Funguy Chaga (60 caps) – $40 value
- Mushroom Coffee Fusion (16oz) – $59 value
- FREE Digital Brain & Body Journal – $29 value
- FREE Longevity Ritual Guide – $19 value
- FREE Ritual Mug (Month 2) – $20 value
- FREE SHIPPING
- 30 Day Money Back Garuntee
● Pediatrician Reviewed ● Made in USA / GMP Certified ● No Sugar, Gluten-Free
No nutrition facts available.
What’s Inside Your Funguy Ritual Box
16oz Mushroom Coffee Fusion – $59 Value
Clean energy without jitters or crash
Lion’s Mane Capsules (60ct) – $35 Value
Supports focus, memory & mental clarity
Chaga Mushroom Capsules (60ct) – $40 Value
Immune support & daily resilience
Free Add-Ons
Brain & Body Journal (Digital) – $29 Value
Longevity Ritual Guide (Digital) – $19 Value
Access to Funguy Longevity Circle – $19/mo Value
FREE Funguy Ritual Mug (Month 2) – $20 Value
Total Value: $229+
Your Price: $129
Backed by Real Science
- Sharper Focus & Memory – Lion’s Mane supports brain health.
- Sustainable Energy – Mushroom coffee powers mornings without the crash.
- Longevity & Immunity – Chaga protects cells and supports healthy aging.
Not a supplement. A ritual. A lifestyle upgrade.
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FAQ
How do I take it?
Coffee in the morning, Lion’s Mane with breakfast, Chaga in the evening.
Is it safe?
100% natural, vegan, third-party tested.
Can I cancel anytime?
Absolutely. You’re never locked in. Pause, skip, or cancel your subscription anytime in just a few clicks — no questions asked.
Our Mission
At Funguy Longevity, we believe living longer isn’t just about adding years — it’s about upgrading every day you already have.
Too many people rely on quick fixes, energy drinks, and random supplements that don’t add up. We built Funguy to simplify longevity into one daily ritual — coffee for clean energy, Lion’s Mane for sharper focus, and Chaga for immune support and cellular protection.
This isn’t about taking pills. It’s about choosing a lifestyle — one where you wake up sharper, move through the day calmer, and invest in your future self every single morning.
We’re here to build more than a brand. We’re building a community of people who refuse to age the old way.
👉 Not a supplement. A lifestyle upgrade.
✍️ A Note From Our Founder
Hi, I’m JoeAngel, and Funguy started with my dad.
A while back, I was looking for natural ways to help him with his focus, energy, and overall well-being. That’s when I discovered the power of functional mushrooms.
I got him started on Lion’s Mane for memory and focus, Chaga for immunity and longevity, and mushroom coffee to give him clean energy without the crash. Within weeks, I noticed the difference — his energy was steadier, his mind was sharper, and he told me he simply felt better.
Seeing that change in him flipped a switch for me. I realized mushrooms weren’t just another supplement — they were a lifestyle shift. And if it could help him, it could help thousands of other people looking to live sharper, calmer, and longer.
That’s why I created the Funguy Longevity Ritual Box. It’s not about selling products — it’s about making it simple for anyone to start a daily ritual that supports their body, mind, and future.
This mission started at home, and now I’m sharing it with you. Welcome to the movement. 🌿
— JoeAngel, Founder of Funguy Longevity